A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cunt bunt is usually used to describe the action of someone who is softly hit in the groin and is a big pussy about it, making it seem like they were flying in an airplane 200,000 feet above the ground that was traveling at speeds around 367 MPH and jumped out of it, landing on a rail.
Man who was cunt bunted: Jesus Christ, man, why'd you do that? My testicle sack is probably fifty feet away from me! Man who gave the cunt bunt: Shut the fuck up, Joe, it wasn't that hard. Man who was cunt bunted: No, you shut the fuck up! You threw a napkin at my balls and it fucking hurt! I feel like I'm dying right now!
Having a downer on everything fun. Looking for the negative side to exciting stuff.
John! Please will you just enjoy the party for once and stop cunting the bunting
Similar to baseball, when a large baseball bat size cock tries to insert in a tight pussy and it taps it because it can't fit in
My 12 thick cock had to cunt bunt this bitch because her pussy was glued shut
The type of person who doesn’t give a fuck. She puts tampons in her belly button and judges you because she’s “iN tHe CoMfOrT oF hEr OwN hOmE.” She’ll also rub dog’s nipples and call them soft, on top of rubbing the area in which dog’s balls are supposed to be but were previously removed.
Megan, you Cunt Bunt! Quit pubeing on the avocado!