A fork of Rural Dictionary
A drunk ass bitch. Simple as that.
Person 1: Whoa! Did you see Megan last night? Person 2: Yeah, she was such a D.A.B!!
Druuuuunk ass bitch!
hey, when that fucking drunk girl knocks over a full beer out of your hand in the kitchen, she is a fucking D.A.B. ...FUCKING DAB ASS BITCH...AKA DRUNK ASS BITCH
Dumb ass bitch When you want to talk crap about someone but don't want them to know. Just say "dab" and you'll be fine. If the person asks what d.a.b. Means, just tell them it's the same thing as "love" "darling" "Hun"
"See you tomorrow" "Ok D.A.B." "I hate her. She's such a dab"
A D.A.B. is a girl who is a "drunk ass bitch". She often knows and may refer to herself as a D.A.B. They are often very hammered and do not think before acting, therefore they look silly. A designated D.A.B. is the person for the night who will become the most shit faced and act the most ridiculous. They can be appointed at the start of the night, but most often as the night goes on, the designated D.A.B. slowly surfaces.
That girl is dancing off beat to the music and is spilling her drink everywhere. She looks like she might be the designated D.A.B. for the night.
Acronym - D.A.B. is a southern derivative used to politely call someone a dumb ass bitch. This acronym lets you subtly diss people right to their face since no profanity is used. The term was first coined in local grocery stores and was often used to describe (mainly female) customers who really had no idea what they were doing.
Associate 1: Check it, this lady just asked me why this Walmart was so small compared to the others! Associate 2: Did you tell her this is a CVS? Associate 1: Yeah but not after I trolled her for a while *laughs*. What a D.A.B. Associate 2: *laughing* Yeah what a D.A.B.