A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bump on the head of your penis that is considered a nipple, they can grow to be very big.
Charles: dude, I think something's wrong...
Brandon: what is it?
Charles: I am growing something on my dick...
Brandon: ewwww
Charles: should I go to the doctor?
Brandon: yes!
Charles: I think I have a huge dick nipple!
A term used to refer to strange fetishes involving drawn porn. Especially furry porn.
/r/ shitting dick nipples plz kthnx
An exclamatory phrase used when someone finds porn on your computer.
"Shitting Dick Nipples! How did that get there?"
nipples that consist of both shitting, as well as dick EG shitting dick nipples
also a way to fill in a conversation or moment of silence when not sure what else to say
1. those nipples are both shitting and dick........must be shitting dick nipples
2. ahhhh yeees shitting dick nipples
An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'
Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.
Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.
*person gets startled* Holy shitting dick nipples!
1. A phrase that a youtuber named danisnotonfire has randomly called out in a state of distress or frustration
2. A creepy fetish
Dan just screamed out "shitting dick nipples" at the game of sonic