A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you haven't had sex in so long you're depressed
Suzy: I'm so dickpressed, I haven't had sex in a month!!!!
When your not having enough sex and your depressed by it .
Bruh I haven’t had sex in awhile Im very dickpressed
Depressed from lack of sexual action, commonly found in females and fortnite gamers
The poor girl hasn’t had dick in a month shes probably dickpressed.
sad because of your lack of receiving dick
damn i havent gotten dick in a while im dickpressed
the state of being dickpressed due to lack of dick in ones life or shrimpy dick
This bitch has dickpression because her fuck buddy has a chode.
When the ration of women to men is 2/3 and you haven't had sex in a real long time. Its basically the dust bowl for dicks, hard to find and lacking in variety.
I haven't had sex in so long and there are seriously no guys around, its the god damn dickpression.
When the dick ain't shit and it got you feeling hella depressed
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Zach's dick was so small it put Jazmine into a dickpression