A fork of Rural Dictionary
Teddy: Is my dick big?
Dan: No you diddly-squat.
Teddy: That was a joke. diddly-squat? Why the fuck can't you just be normal you brainless idiotic bonehead!
it means 'Nothing' as a definition, but
it is THE emo-est word EVER.
(when used with the right context)
As I slit my wrists, I cannot imagine the diddly squat that lay at the end of the dark tunnel that is my life.
Squatting to poop, like in the woods
Oh man I just diddly squatted in the woods
the equivelent of nothing; something that amounts to nothing
Vikings aint got jack diddly squat on ninjas!
A word that was handcrafted and welded by the hands of Mcshlongs4u! It means anything.
It also means a very short person
Yo bro I can't see diddly squat
Bro look at that little diddly squat sitting on that bench!
The word diddly-squat is a direct linguistic cousin to doodly-squat. The term is used with a negative context to denote something that is minimal and inconsequential.
That doesn’t mean diddly-squat. And, that’s that.
"Boo Diddly Squat" is my second Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun" joke. "Boo Diddly," is a Super Mario Bros. series, ghost enemy. "Soak Up The Sun," mentions her job, "doesn't pay diddly squat," meaning it doesn't pay her enough. In this case, Sheryl Crow, in the Mario's Mushroom Kingdom, is angry, that Boo Diddly's doesn't get paid, for working for Koopa Bowser! A joke!
Sheryl Crow, is angry, that a Koopa Bowser minion, a ghost, is paid "Boo Diddly Squat" despite being, a great employee, of this boss! A joke!