A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of pointing a boner downward so you can take that first piss of the day when you've got morningwood.
"Man, I woke up having to piss like crazy this morning, but I had major morningwood."
"What'd you do? Piss in your own face?"
"No way, man. Downward dingdong."
The best looking and sexiest couple in Philippine showbiz. Dingdong Dantes was rediscovered by televiewers when he redefined himself as a romantic leading man. He was chosen as E's 3rd sexiest man in the world. Dingdong's dear inamorata is Marian Rivera who is beauty personified. She got her big break when she won the part of Marimar and was FHM Philippines' numero uno in 2008.
DINGDONG and MARIAN exude undeniable chemistry that passive televiewers turned into active supporters of the phenomenal love team. The well-loved couple provides joy, inspiration and motivation to their multitude of fans.
When you suck dick while getting your asshole licked while smoking weed
Person 1: Why are you so tired
Person 2: (sigh) I did DIngdong 69420 last night
Person 1: Wow...
A dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone's doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.
The other morning I was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when I opened the front door, there was a bag of dog shit!
DingDong is a dutch fraud who disappears in big games and is mickey mouse player for FC Barcelona
He is also known as Frenkie de fraud
Look , Frenkie DingDong ghosted today
Show a girl your Dingdong, do the dirty, then ditch her.
Oh, hey, here's my Dingdong.... Bang bang and ditch her -JJD, Watervliet, Ny Dingdong ditch
a flaming bag of shit left on someone's front porch, wherein the perp rings the doorbell before running off.
Shannon got crap all over his foot when he stomped out a diablo dingdong deuce that someone left for him!