A fork of Rural Dictionary
Its a big dick
Man he looks like he has a big dinglehopper
When you get left over poop nuggets in your hair, normally because of extreme length.
I was getting ready after using the toilet and had started doing my hair when I found dinglehoppers on the ends. Gross!
A fork
I am using a dinglehopper to get this pea ball
A derogatory term used to call "beach people" or people who live on the beach or on the coast. The word originated from the movie "The Little Mermaid" and has since migrated into a foul term used to call the locals in a beach or coast city. It generally can mean a few things, such as: moron, bum (beach bum), low life, it also can refer to them as being stuck up or ignorant.
Customer: "excuse me miss, what kind of candy do you have in this store?"
Beach lady: "All we have is salt water taffy, what else is there?"
Customer: "omg you are such a dinglehopper."
or
Person 1: "Oh hey Jim, how have you been?"
Jim: "Good, just got back from my giant beach house 6 months ago."
Person 1: "God you're such a dinglehopper."
When you're a widow and you promised that you would never date again but you find that one and only rebound. And because of them, you'll live for the other one.
Jacob: (loses his husband)
Jacob: I'll never love or date again.
Jacob: (finds his dinglehopper rebound)
Jacob: I've loved again
that amber allen girl is such a dinglehopper!