A fork of Rural Dictionary
The nasty textured and oftentimes very dry shit you take the morning after a night of drinking due to alcohol forcing all the shit down your system and dehydration drying out the turds; drunk+dump
1: Dude I had an entire 12 pack last night, my stomach is killing me today. 2: Did you take your drump this morning? 1: No, but its probably going to smell like beer and Taco Bell and squeeze out like frozen cookie dough
Word said by a drunk person. Instead of saying I'm drunk they slurred and said "i'm DRUMP" See Also: drunk, hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, drunkened, loose, tipsy, well-done, trashed, jagged up, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)
Liz: Yo Al I'm soo drump right now, I can't do another shot..
The act of typing as if you were intoxicated, before you actually start drinking.
Wow, I am totes drump right now, I can't spell to save my life.
when you sit on the toilet and the whole dump drops at once and it makes that "drump" sound. Sometimes when your rushing a drump, It can be an accidental side effect.
Can also be referred to as "Taking a drump. I'll be right back!"
dry and lumpy in reference to your lips after smoking pot.
"yo son, my lips are mad drump."
A common contraction consisting of the words dump and Trump. A battlecry throughout the world to remove the current American president from office.
I believe it would be better for everyone if the U.S. would just drump.