A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dyson a kind,funny and sweet guy. Don't get me wrong he has his moments but life is just a tad better with him in it.
A situation that sucks so much, it never loses suction.
Work is a dyson - "work really sucks".
What a dyson - "a person who is really rotten".
A term used to describe females (or males) that give many blowjobs to others. Dyson can also refer to a slut or skank.
This term is derived from Dyson Vaccums whose slogan is "Never loses Suction"
A: Did you hear Jenny sucked for 2 guys at the same time?
B: God, I know. She's sucha dyson.
A person that sucks harder than the incredibly powerful and efficient dust buster it shares a name with. *also refer to “cunt”
B, You’re such a fucking Dyson!