A fork of Rural Dictionary
A scientific unit of measurement properly associated with the yagometer. An Elton is a unit of measurement of yag/homoness. Eltons are based on a scale of 10, Ten being extremely flamming, in other words uncannily similar to elton john
1) By default, European men clock in at approximately 2.5 eltons. 2) Ma'am your gay baby, according to the yagometer, has a yagometric reading of 5.5 eltons. - Disclaimer: To all you cool gay people out there you know I got love for you, N/H
another word for a dude who's gay.
Joe: Wanna play go fish? Bob: Dude, you're so elton!
A saying synonymous with no homo used by homophobes & closed minded teens. Seriously, is there a need to declare how hetero you are? Do gay people say "no hetero" or "no Obama" or whoever the fuck is hetero, just because closed minded people assume they're str8? No. So grow up kiddies :)
Shawn: Bro im lyk sooo str8! No Elton k? No Elton! Jake: Dude why are you making a big deal as if it matters if you're gay or bi or not? Get over your homophobia.
Male homo, like Elton John.
DId you see that dude at the Gin Blossoms concert, what an Elton.
Someone who sings bad impressions of Elton John. They are also known as Gunoungs.
Elton: Fuck you, Barry Bonds sucked my dick. Someone: Haha, way to miss opening day you fuckhead. Elton: Mmmm, yes. Elton: THIS IS YOUR SONG. (in bad tone)