A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guy named Hector who can a get a girl's clit erect within a 500 foot radius.
Guy: Damn that Hector the erector. He gets all the girls.Must be the tongue rolling thing. But Atleast, I got you right babe.
Girl(bitting her teeth): Wait for me Hector!
When you have an Erection when you see a pig, piglet, nigger, nigglet, or an old person.
*At grandpas farm*.....
Dad: Why do you have an erection?
Me: I just saw a black pig...
Dad: So you are suffering from an erectoral porkulation?
Me:Yah....
Somone who still gets an erection from Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 trailers and already has both games.
Dude 1: "Dude, this Mass Effect 2 trailer gets me so pumped!"
Dude 2:"But don't you already have it?"
Dude 1:"So?"
Dude 2:"Man, you are such a Mass Erector."
A method originally developed by Sizzle, in which a pillow is used to hide an erection, during a movie or at another unacceptable time.
Woah, that's hot, I better get out my erector protector.
another term used to describe the scale by which hot women are measured. The scale ranges from 1 to 10 and women are given higher numbers depending on thier ability to induce an erectile response in males merely by being in the room.
Bro 1: "dude check out that chick, she scores at least a nine on the erector scale!"
Bro 2: "Gross dude, she's barely a five."
something used to cause a massive boner
im horny, let me go get my erector set