Country Dictionary

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earf

1.To litter with reckless disregard of the well being of the environment.
2.To litter with the intent to hit wildlife with with trash.
3.To litter as a form of vandalism.
4.To litter as a form of cleaning out one's vehicle.
5.To throw trash out the window of a moving vehicle with the intent of hitting a person with said trash.
6. Used as an insult against someone or something a person holds dear to them such as a family member or trophy.
7. To litter as a form of entertainment.

1."I dont, care 'bout no protected woods, earf it!"
2."Earf that can on that rabbit!"
3."Yo dat teacher failed me! Let's earf her house!"
4."Help clean me clean my car and earf that trash."
5."Hey earf that two-liter on that dude's head!"
6."Earf yo gramma!"
7." I'm bored, let's go earf some stuff!"

earf tone

A black individual that speaks an excess of ebonics.

Snaps that earf tone has some mad game yo! Eyes dit ent see dat 1 cum in.

by chad September 04, 2004

scorched earf

An imperfectly waxed pussy.

Now I done heard of trimmin the hedges...but you done scorched the earf.

by B. Kendall February 15, 2005

earf turf

when one owns the whole world and feels intitled to it.

Boy; what chu got fool?
Guy; Nigga got earf turf

by Konnigge ariscne May 09, 2011

welcome to earf

The proper way to welcome alien visitors to our planet as described by the great diplomat Will Smith in Independence Day. Usually accompanied by a punch.

"Welcome to Earf!"
*Punches Alien*
*Later*
"AND WHAT DA HELL IS DAT SMELL?"

by Guy January 23, 2007

Google Earf

Welcome to earf, Google earf is a major spelling mistake and if you make this spelling mistake, You are certified dumb.

Person 1: Hey man! Wanna go on a ride?
Person 2: Yeah sure! What app are you gonna find the gas station on?
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Wha-
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: GOOGLE EAR-
Person 2: OK OK I GET I-

by a man that is in ud August 21, 2022

Google Earf

Google Earf is a misspelling of Google Earth, If you make this mistake in your life, Welcome to earf, Get it?

Person 1: Hey man! Wanna go on a ride?
Person 2: Sure! What map/app are you using?
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Wha-
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: GOOGLE EAR-
Person 2: OK OK I GET IT

by a man that is in ud August 21, 2022