A fork of Rural Dictionary
Earth but with an F
Also kinda sounds like s dog barking
Earf (er-f) - is the ability to pick a person up atleast three feet off the ground and slam them back to the ground with maximum capacity,and a side effect of the slam would be shortness of breathe.
1. It would be in your best interest not to fight me because I will Earf you.
2.If I am in a fight I would hate to be Earfed,it hurts really bad
A twin planet of earth and revolves around our sun on the exact opposite side from us. This planet is where black people come from, most importantly Will Smith.
Welcome to Earf!!!! /punch in the face
to slam one into the ground, to knock the shit out of someone
present: "imma earf you, son"
past: "if you talk smack, you gonna git earft"