A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The female genitalia.
"Yo, I was chillin' with this broad last night when all of a sudden she told me to stick it her egg mcmuffin."
Code word for sex between two consenting adults who don't want people to know wassup. Coined by miker and lailer.
There's nothing like egg mcmuffins .... after breakfast...
When having doggy style sex with a woman and you decide to have breakfast also. You then crack and egg in her cooch and add your sausage to complete the breakfast delight.
Tyler, while fucking Drew's mom, began to get a rumbling in his stomach. He then proceeded to make a sausage and egg mcmuffin in her snatch, she already had the extra cheese.
When your partner puts his dick in your muffin shaped ass and cracks an egg on your back.
We got kinky this weekend and I gave my girl the sausage egg mcmuffin.
An obese person
That guy has so many fat rolls he looks like a walking egg Mcmuffin
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! is the famous battle cry of the urban Niggemon, those digital twits.
Sho mo'quan cried "Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!" at passing cars and various other disinterested third parties.
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"