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FAP

FAP is the sound your hand makes on your dick when you jack off rapidly.

I need to cum! I'm gonna FAP!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

FAP

The onomatopoeic representation of male masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive. It can also be used to suggest that something is cute, or that something tastes good, or simply that the person using the word greatly approves of whatever he/she (mostly he) says 'fap' to.

Kristin Kreuk... (¨(òó)¨(¬¬)¨) (^^) *fapfapfap* Iiice creeeaammm /fap

by Nero-San April 27, 2006

FAP

Frequent Abuse of the Penis

I FAP every second Wednsday of Every other week.

by Bulldozer17 February 08, 2010

FAP

The official acronym for the Free All Poodles campaign. Are you going to fap tonight

Joe: Are going to FAP tonight? Tim: Yea man! Me and Sarah can not wait to go to FAP tonight! It's going to be so awesome!

by Frezkee December 14, 2010

FAP

fast action participation

FAP at work. Everyone is FAPPING at work

by HillDank November 06, 2017

FAP

Also Facebook Applications Phenomenon - Usually refers to the annoying practice of spamming everyone you know on Facebook. With endless Facebook Applications such as Farmville, Friend For The Day. My Family, iHeart, and much, much more, it is common for a newbie to become a FAP troll. Most experienced Facebook users just block the app or apps and wait patiently for new users to learn the ropes rather than insult the neophyte by pointing out their garish behavior.

(1) Wait awhile before you fbf Sharon...she's still in FAP mode. (2) I just block all the FAP spam so I don't have to deal with it.

by Wordturne May 22, 2010

FAP

Acronyn for Fake American President

Did you hear, FAP is tweeting in his bathrobe again.

by Joe Colderson February 25, 2017