A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana
Friend 1: "yo dude whats going on?"
Stoner: "man I'm fresh off the pipe... And it feels so good"
The act of recently finishing taking a crap.
Taking a shit in the last 5 minutes.
Dude you smell like your fresh off a deuce!!
Ooh snap, I feel ten pounds lighter since im fresh off a deuce!!
You would say it when something kick ass happens. It is kinda like the equivelent to that snotty bitch Paris Hilton's "thats hot", only its more urban. You must also say it with a deep, loud voice for its full effect, like and angry African American.
Yeah, Nikki let me in through the back door last night, it was FRESH OFF THE GREASE. She was loving it.
When something is brand new. Similar to a new car straight out of the dealership
You shoes are so clean
Yeah their “fresh off the lot”
When you just had sex and feel like you can do anything
I'm fresh off a fuck and ready to take on the world.
When a woman announces her pregnancy to everyone she knows immediately after finding out she is pregnant, usually by taking an in-home pregnancy test (which involves peeing on a stick).
"Did you hear that Tim got Lucy knocked up?"
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."
Someone who is acting child'ish. Or someone who is not of legal age.
Bro your girl was hella Fresh off the swings when she saw me flurtin with all these sluthers.
OR
Foo, you know this Fisher Price can't scoop up any brew, hes Fresh off the swings!