A fork of Rural Dictionary
Im not gonna be like those dumb s*x things so it means: When your mad or you got into a frustrating situation
Idk person: Fuck me i got into this situation.
Something I say to my boyfriend when he's being to gentle
Come on chris fuck me, pound me like a mallard duck.
1) Sexual demand 2) Used when you messed up something / frustrating or annoying situation 3) Another way of saying FUCK YOU (indirect to the person)
Person A: Why is your car so dirty? Person B: That's not dirty Person A: Oh FUCK ME! That's really dirty?
In Ireland, usually an expression of disbelief or astonishment at a random fact. It has absolutely nothing to do with a sexual invitation.
"Fuck me I forgot my car keys. Can you give me a lift into town?" "Fuck me I'm drunk!"