A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person logs onto ones' computer or laptop when the user isn't looking and changes their Facebook status into something inappropriate
John Smith sucks willy for a fiver.
Ahahahhaa! John just got Face-Raped!!!
A game played in school when a friend or otherwise rapes your face (not actual rape). There are 3 level. All must be accompanied by the shout of FACE RAPE!
Regular face rape: Running your hand down someones face.
Friendly face rape: Licking oneshand and wiping down your raperees face.
Sexual face rape: The licking of your raperees cheek (use only on those you know well)
Dan:Fern just face raped me.
Katie: Regular or friendly?
Dan: Friendly.
Katie: Get her back with a sexual.
when someone has written more on your "wall" than the alloted spaces, especially with facebook, myspace, other social networking websites.
-Did you comment on my facebook wall?
-Yeah, acutally I face raped you!
-I was being a facebook stalker today and I saw that you faceraped Tonya.
-Yeah, but then her sister tried to write on her wall, so I faceraped her again.
In military parlance, when one is verbally abused by a superior. Symptoms include, deafness, fear and the loss of several layers of skin in the facial region...
Solider 1: "So yeah Sarge spotted me walking around without my rifle.."
Solider 2: "Did he go off?"
Solider 1:"Yeah man, I got face raped, have extra duties for the next three weeks.."
When a guy is super interested in having a girl toss his salad or play the rusty trombone and he kinda hovers over her face with ass and she has nowhere to escape to.
Madison: Cops like anal play for some reason. Last night when I was with this C.I.L.F..
Peaches Gravy: Which cop? The original one?
Madison: Yes. He wanted a rusty trumbone. I was so not into it. He trapped my face between his thighs and completely face raped me.
The art of repeatedly caressing one's 5 o'clock shadow for pure enjoyment--Usually done for extended periods of time by another individual. Most commonly practiced by gently extending the back of the hand, placing it on said cheek, and softly stroking in an up and down motion OR delicately moving one's face in multiple directions across the cheek. Usually results in peace and comfort to both participants.
Miley Cyrus thought it would be a good idea to face rape Adam Levine because he hadn't shaved his face in two weeks.
Changing someone's facebook status without consent.
i cant belive you face raped me