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To get startled causing an instantaneous fart.

"That chick fartled me." I said.
"How'd she do that?" said someone else.
"She 'grabbed my nuts' hello."

Startled by a fart, so much so that you jump or start at the sound (not the smell)

Dude, I fartled my cat and she jumped 2 feet off the couch.

I was totally fartled that she would do that in a nice restaurant.

A derogatory term for a small child.

At the welfare office, I saw a single mother followed by her 5 dirty fartlings.

verb; to startle oneself with flatulence, to wake up due to one's own undexpected fart, fart + startle = fartle

While napping, my dog, Fido, fartled himself and wondered where that sound and smell had come from.

To be so suprised you fart

Startled by her enormous clatterage? I was so taken back I was fartled, and dropped on right there and then,

When an unexpected fart startles you or wakes you from sleep.

1. "I fartled myself awake on the train."

2. "My baby keeps fartling himself awake. I can't get him to sleep through his gas."

To fart so loudly and unexpectedly that you startle someone

After eating a big burrito for dinner, I fartled myself awake at 2 a.m.