Country Dictionary

When you are trying to tell your friend that somebody has a boner in code

“Woah man the gym teacher totally had a mr. Feaster!” Mr feaster is used when trying to describe in a secret code that someone specifically a gym teacher has a boner

a guy who eats out a girl while she is on her period

guy "i ate out me gilrfriend when she was on her period" girl "omg your an egg feaster!!!!"

A cock-feaster is someone who loves sucking the cock very much, almost like its there hobby.

"Shut ur fucking mouth you scunt cock-feaster" said Joey DiSalvo.

one who enjoys feasting on fresh loads of semon

I told hawaiian joe to stop being such a cum feaster, but of course he didnt listen

a person who lives and feasts off of butts

my friend frank that lives down the street is a butt feaster

When you make a way more than neccessary amount of food on easter.

Man 1: "Dood what are you doin today?" man 2: "Nothin man, just havin an Easter Feaster at my place with my roommate" Man 1: "Nice!"

A person who lurks in a secret group on social media but does not participate or contribute in anyway. Could be there to spy or report certain posts.

Heads up just cut 25 sausage feaster I've never heard of and I spend enough time here. New sherriff in town you dont post your not invited to the show. Step your shit up or by felicia