A fork of Rural Dictionary
A feotus and a penis. A feotal penis.
Used to describe a man with an extremely small cock.
Also, someone who is useless, like a babies penis.
Jack: blah blah blah
Emil: shut the fuck up, you fenis!
you have a fenis and no balls you small groined fuck!
noun, singular. fe·nis·es or fe·nes (-nz)
1.The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.
2. Of or pertaining to the mail organ of sexual reproduction.
3. A catch-all term used when one cannot think of anything else to say.
A rather unlucky name that a few misfortunate people in the world possess.
Pat Fenis (On the Phone): Hey, I'd like to apply for a job here?
Receptionist: Sure, can I get your name?
Pat Fenis: Pat Fenis.
Receptionist: Hahaha, I'm guessing you live on "15 Dard Hick Road" as well?
*hangs up*
A poot fenis can take the form of any noun.
"Oh no! I appear to have mislaid my poot fenis."
"You don't own a poot fenis? Are you retarded?"
"Would you mind if I had a go on your poot fenis? Someone stepped on mine."