A fork of Rural Dictionary
The state you are in when you are getting ready to fuck
I'm in fertility
how i like your eggs in the morning
hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?
1. Shit that is rich in nutrients
2. Someone who fertilises egg-cells
3. Guru of fertilizer: The king of the fertilizer people
4. FANTA: Fertilise and never touch again.
"You are a fertileizer: haha"
"Yes you fertilize plants and I fertilise egg-cells"
"No i'm the guru of fertilizer I have more minerals than you"
"Oh guru of Fertilizer what should we be doing now???"
"Dunno let's do some Benham"
A term used when describing a good looking person.
“Damn bro, she looks mad fertile”
Cow shit used to make flowers grow.
Ew.What's that smell?Do they use fertilizer on that flower shop?
When a guy pulls-out of a girl or another guy (just as he's about to splooge), cums onto their bush, then proceeds to rub it in their pubes and shampoo their crotch.
"Fuck, *moans*, it's time for fertilization, baby!"
"Oooh, sweet leapin' Jesus! My bush is gonna be larger than a weeping willow!"
Shit (literally) that you use to grow plants. Sometimes, it can really help your garden grow.
~Guy walks into garden with fertilizer in it~
"Man, it smells like shit!"