A fork of Rural Dictionary
how i like your eggs in the morning
hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?
The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!" Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"
It's a Mexican Lawn Mower but done outside and on the lawn.
My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.
Capable of initiating, sustaining, or supporting reproduction.
That is one fertile womb, if I do say so myself.
Easy to impregnate like latin women i learned the hard way...
my name is raul and my girl friend is a fertile latina