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festival

A place where people trade rocks for drugs.

Guys at Camp Bisco Music Festival: That's a heady tourmaline dude, I'll give you a hit of L for it.

by B-Nugget September 29, 2013

festivities

Getting together with friends and getting stoned and doing mind expanding drugs. Generally on a friday night or during the weekend, but there are occurences of week day festivities on rare occasions. Good times.

Dude, festivities tonite. Don't forget to hit up tha weed man.

by ffhk1 August 26, 2004

Festivities

Festivities is code for having possession of cocaine that you plan on doing that night.

My neighbor Lori said she has festivities planned for tonight, which by the way means she has cocaine.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 09, 2020

festive

flamboyant, gay

"That slice of pizza is festive"

by Matt Parker (parkman47) October 30, 2002

festivals

Festivals are a place where lots of different people come from different parts of the country in order to support a charity or to have a good time with the rest of the community.

glastumbury, womad, ashton court, ballon fiesta, respect in the west, kite festival, ect

by georgia February 06, 2004

festivous

A ficticious holiday created by writers of the TV show Seinfeld. It was created by George's father, Frank Costanza. The holiday is suppose to be an alternative to Christmas, Hanukka and other more widely celebrated holidays. With this in mind the catch phrase "A Festivous for the rest of us!" was created. Festivous is celebrated symbolically with a plain steel pole called the Festivous Pole and games such as the Feats of Strength are played. Traditionally the Festivous celebration is not over until George pins his father in a Feats of Strength wrestling match.

A Festivous for the rest of us!

by dobodob December 10, 2005

festive

state between buzzed and drunk. The most pleasant of all alcohol induced states.

I had 7 beers, I'm festive

by Dave March 07, 2004