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I game that caused over 100 divorces between couples, I can see why
Girl*Calls boyfriend* Boy*Ends call* Girl*Calls again* Boy:LET ME PLAY FORTNITEEE Girl: THATS IT, THAT STUPID GAME IS RUINING OUR RELATIONSHIP, I'M LEAVING YOU Boy: Okay I don't care Girl*Ends Call*
The game that broke the internet in 2018.
Everything guys post about on their Snapchats now are their Royal victories on fortnite . My boyfriend won't message me back. He's too busy playing fortnite
A video game that is the orgin of the annoying snapchat story containing a picture of ones wins. However nobody ever actually cares, ever.
Oh cool another Fortnite win, wow your so cool.
That one game that needs to die. It is so overrated. I admit, I played it, but they are making worse crap by the minute. It has been taken over by 8 year olds playing on their mom’s computer.
Guy 1- You wanna play Fortnite. Guy 2- No, that game has been taken over by little kids, go play some Rainbow.
A game played by a pussy, using a penis shaped joystick, while his dog licks peanut butter off his balls.
Hey look, Dankmaymer has a 55 gallon drum of peanut butter, looks like him and Fido are having a Fortnite ball licking marathon tonight.
A contagious disease that is quickly contaminating minors around the U.S. which is known to make someone do unknown dances and crave a battle royale uncontrollably. Can often be seen flossing and talking about fortnite...
Joe: Little Timmy cant stop flossing Mama: I think he caught Fortnite
The game that will suck the life out of you; You cannot win. You will see your friends beat it, but you won't. See also: Cuphead , for a similar definition. By playing this game, you will slowly want the sweet release of death.
Person 1: I wanna kill myself man... | Person 2: You're playing Fortnite?