A fork of Rural Dictionary
Malandi; someone who is malandi
That person is so JERIC FORTUNA! he's been going around talking and flirting with girls like he wants to have 786 babies with each of them!
A sentence usually yelled before a gladiator absolutely destroys your foot.
Gladiator: Audaces Fortuna Iuvat!
Your feet: x_x
A North Dakota law stating that when a guest leaves a party, they can take with them a key aspect of it, such as nachos or booze. Works in every other state also.
HehkwnywmjsnuFortuna lawmgjcgzgbdhbxhbdhn
when something is so incredibly fishy and well skinned
man: “damn you smell like laquifa fortuna, super smelly”