A fork of Rural Dictionary
When something is pointless, worthless or just a big mess...
Gareth is moaning again about that project again, in his words, it's fucking clown shoes!
synonymous to "Fuck You!", but better; used with a high-pitched, skewed voice for more impact.
"You look ugly."
"Fuck you, clown!"
Fucking someone doggie style while making a high pitched laugh sounding like a midget clown laughing.
Ex. Dudeee I totally clown fucked that chick, you should have seen her expression when she heard me cum.
A pass time often enjoyed but dressing up as clowns and fucking each other while eating tea and cookies
Guy1: hey wanna do some clown fucking?
Guy2: HELL YEAH
A significant mental illness that manifests itself in desiring sexual relations with a circus person.
This is the last time I invite Lady Gaga to a rodeo. That bitch is clown fuck crazy.
To waste someone’s or your own valuable time doing nothing and being a fucking moron
Today, Scott decided to do nothing and just Clown Fuck Around