A fork of Rural Dictionary
Indefinite insult, often used in horrible rap battles on YouTube and Ebaum's to describe someone who is cartoonish, or has cartoon-like qualities. It is unknown whether or not it will offend the person it is said to. Spelling is debatable.
You have a bull on your shirt... you look like a furt... from a cartoon. A coon, and it ruins like prunes... you live with racoons! Animal boom? You live in Kalamazoo.. you foo!
Combination of fine and hurt. Meaning: that's fine, but it hurts; a feeling of ambivalence.
You got a promotion instead of me? That kind of furts.
When an animal sheds in large quantities, or leaves behind a lot of fur on someone's lap. These balls of fur, aka "furt" may seem to be expelled from the animal like a fart.
"Every time I turn around, that cat has furted on my carpet!" "Did you see all the furt that Fluffy left behind after her nap?"
adverb A furt can be defined simply as a fart that hurts. This is usually the result of chapped asshole, extraordinary flatulence, or other common ass problems.
Mike- I ate so much cabbage and beans last night that I had terrible furts. Meghan- Did you try chapstick on the asshole? Mike- No because I only have mentholated chapstick, and if I put it on my asshole I won't be able to eat it. Meghan- I think I ate your chapstick.
When one is to drop a gargantuan turd but blast a fart halfway through causing a rapid unscheduled disassembly.
Dude i'm sorry i just took a fat furt in your toilet
1. acronym: fucked up right there. Typically preceded by "that's"
Jimmy: dude, check out this youtube of "Funky Forest - After School Club" Jeb: Dude! That's FURT!
A person who reeks of smelly furts, and is a confirmed King of swing
Hey joey , you smell like furts