A fork of Rural Dictionary
“Wife/ child I’m going to get milk” - then never comes back
I’m sorry but if someone says this to you there’s a %99.9 that ur dad left you…
when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?
my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody
When your dad went to the grocery store to get milk but he never came back so now you are fatherless. Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.
person 1: well you dad left to get milk and my dad is stil here person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk
Dad:Ok, Ill get the Milk! *Dad Proceeds to leave the house* 1 year later Son:Where the Fuck is my Dad?
What your dad says when he leaves the house. He's actually going to Las Vegas and his new supermodel wife is "showing him where the milk is."
Bye, I'm going to get the milk!