Country Dictionary

The retarded type that can do nothing but smile. Such as the Wal-mart greeters, or that wierd old lady that lives down the street.

"Dude, he fucking walked into that wall. What a fucking grin."

when someones pants are not fully up and they bend over and thier bum crack "grins" at you

wow you seem happy today because your certainly grinning at me

The toothless look on the face of an old person.

Further used to reference anything old.

Grandma is really grinning today.

By the time this pizza arrives I'll be grinning

Girls Raised In the North
opposite of GRITS

To reach first base.

Sarah and Jono grinned during the entire movie

Fellatio, oral sex, blow job

Dude did you hit that ? No I just caught some grin.

grin fuck (verb) - a sales technique in which the salesman smiles profusely while delivering bad news. Since 80% of human communication is based on body language alone, the simple deception of grin fucking is often enough to prevent the victim from fully conceptualizing the bad news until later, after they've already agreed to the deal.

Note: the best defense against grin fucking is to call attention to it by casually asking the salesman why they are smiling.

Salesman <while grin fucking the hell out of you> We had to order a part from overseas, so the invoice came in $500 over the original estimate.

You <after sipping your coffee>: Why are you smiling? That sounds like bad news to me.

Salesman <suddenly befuddled>: Oh... no reason. I guess I'm just in a good mood today.

You: Okay, well, since I never approved the additional costs, what discounts can you provide to bring us back closer to the original estimate?