A fork of Rural Dictionary
The redneck one-stop-wonder, a place where you can buy your tires, have them changed, get your groceries and the lacey teddy that you plan to fuck your sister in, ALL IN ONE STOP. Gawd' Bless de Wal-mart
For the family vacation Clem loaded up all the youngins' and took em' to the local wal-mart
The home of all the cheap crap you'll ever need!
If Wal-Mart keeps lowering their prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
A store which out sources Canadian and American jobs to third world countries in order to sell cheap merchandise to third world refugees in Canada and America.
We're going out of business, a Wal-mart opened in our city...
Also known as "Wally World", A place where teenagers, mostly in the south, go when they get bored of the Mall or the Movies.
Person #1: I'm bored. Person #2: Wanna go to Wally World? Person #3: Sure!
1. Place where 90% of my wardrobe comes from. 2. Store where annoying music and LOUD commercials are blared over loudspeakers, in a curteous attempt to drive shoppers from the store in disgust, before they spend too much money. 3.Store that has merchandise of often decent quality at the lowest prices, now- but just until it has driven all competition out of business....then watch the prices rise! 4. Provider of jobs for people who are too stupid and too lazy to be engaged in meaningful employment. (I once encountered a clerk who was unable to deduct ten-percent from a price in her head!) 5. Store where you can buy cooking utensils- then become hungry and walk to McDonalds without going outside, then walk to the pharmacy, for medicine to relieve the diarrhea caused by the McDonalds.
I need to update my wardrobe- to Wal*Mart!