A fork of Rural Dictionary
Gareth. One of the best guys around, has a massive schlong and gives great advice, so sweet and they'll never hurt you. Gareth's are like family, cherish them for as long as you have them, normally brown-black haired with brown eyes and full lips
Person 1: who's that? Person 2: must be Gareth, look at that schlong
Eating your lunch at your desk, while surfing the web. Then, once you've finished take an hour lunch break
Simon: Hey, is Paul on break? David: Nah, he's doing a Gareth
Known to be mistaken for giraffes.
Gareth's are known to use their long necks to wrap around their dick and jerk themselves off.
A man, often of Welsh descent, who magnetically attracts beautiful women. Often carries a stick to keep the not beautiful enough ones away. Or to remove the clothes of those that are.
Oh Gareth...you are soooo attractive...literally, I mean...help! I'll be suffocated by your wonderfulness!
A word used to describe someone whose very purpose in life is to contradict others. A Gareth is never happy without an argument and will purposely anger/upset others in order to get his quick fix of elitism. As a group they often roam around the streets of Grimsby talking about cameras and XBox 360's in small groups.
"Hey dude, Stop being such a Gareth." Person 1: No Your MOM! Person 2: Why be such a Gareth about it?
A "Gareth" is defined as a short unit of measurement. Scottish slang used to describe a small or short object or distance.
Probably the biggest sex god to come out of the United Kingdom. Raking in bunda and batty from all over the UK and the EU, Gareth is a name given to those who have the most sex.
Joe: Who’s that bloke? John: Oh he shags lots of birds Joe: Ohh then that just be Gareth