Country Dictionary

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Gateway

crappy ass computers

by 251 whodi July 13, 2003

gateway

Piece of crap computer company. Don't buy from them unless you want to have to call in and talk to hindu people who speak english but don't understand it.

Bob to Joe - "Hey joe, i bought a gateway today" Joe to Bob - "cool, how is it?" Bob to Joe - "oh it works pretty good except for the fact that it broke." Joe to Bob - "Yea you should have gotten a dell"

by Oz January 01, 2005

Gateway

Cows.

by Human July 29, 2003

gateways

See Somerfield. Chain of UK supermarkets, changed name sometime around 1990.

That's some cheap shit vino they got in Gateways at the moment.

by Ti September 05, 2004

gateway

Cow. A reference to the gateway computer box design.

Q: You don't think she's hot? A: Dude, she's a gateway.

by Joe June 16, 2006

Gateway Asian

An Asian man who dates outside of his race and often converts women into being attracted to Asians. For example, a Gateway Asian will often hear “you’re the first Asian guy I’ve ever been with.” This is typically a male because Asian men generally don’t have a lot of attention from non-Asian women.

“Notice how Vince tends to attract chicks who have never dated an Asian before? How’d he breakthrough?” “Dude, I thought you knew. He’s a freaking Gateway Asian. If they don’t work out, her next boyfriend will probably be Asian too.”

by GatewayExpert June 27, 2023

gateway arch

the act of one woman engaging in sexual intercourse with two males at the same time, the two guys start out facing each other with the girl in between them and facing one leans forward as one man enters from behind while she gives the other a blowjob. a fist bump between the men must occur while in this position in order to create the arch.

1st gentleman; Hey man she's down for the threesome, let's Eiffel Tower. 2nd gentleman; Dude, show some class.... let's gateway arch!

by sternoinferno February 12, 2013