A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used as a verb. To geoff onself. Refers to someone doing something prematurely
The batter in the 9th inning geoffed himself and ended up striking out
This female cop was frisking me and when she touched my leg I Geoffed myself.
Facebook and cyber stalking people to gain inside information to use against them.
Dude, I was totally geoffing on my ex-girlfriend last night. She is seeing a new guy now, and from her pictures she is getting around.
a short dude with a fairly long dick.most people around him has seen it and say it must be a kickstand for him.
I saw geof in the bedroom last night and he used his weiner as a kickstand,wow thats talented
The action of having your life turned into so much rat-poo poo
Oh bugger ... I might as well kill myself as I'm about to be Geoffed
When you're pranking someone, or they make a mistake, or something negative happened to them. They just got geoffed.
Person 1: *Click's link and leads to a site you wouldn't wanna know*
Person 2: Get geoffed!
Person 3: Man just got geoffed!
Get/Got Geoffed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
When you pull "a Geoff", like goofing or failing at the obvious.
I'm pulling this door, it won't open." "It's a push door." "Oh." "You dun geoffed"