A fork of Rural Dictionary
spankin the monkey
shootin puddy at the moon!!!!
chokin the chicken
getting your pole varnished
sometimes when i get board..............
Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!
ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin
A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.
I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.
having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.
Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!
Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.