Country Dictionary

another word for posh or upper class

jess: whoah chamberlain you are so fucking varnished its insane
chaimberlain: i do not need your unnessecary opinions thank you very much.

When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.

We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.

1. (adj) To be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; A good night

2. (adj) To be fucked over

1. "Man, last night I was so varnish that I shaved my balls with a circular saw"

1. "Last night was so varnish man!"

2. "Dude did you hear about Jim? His girlfriend dumped him for a bisexual goat! Talk about being varnished."

another word for cocksucker, because they polish wood

that chick polish's so much wood we nicknamed her varnish

To vanish to somewhere everyone knows you're at. So you dissapear but people have knowledge of knowing where you are.

"He varnished, but returned shortly...unlike waldo"

Nail varnish for for "blokes", works well with a touch of guyliner

"hah! look at that metrosexual with his male varnish n'all"

1. Licking the anus
2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. Lubing up
4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.
5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.

I hope the police don't see me Varnishing the O in the garden this summer, hopefully they won't recognise it if they do!