A fork of Rural Dictionary
Most Cops. always looking to get someone in trouble.
Tom-"Officer Tuubs is always getting me in trouble"
Frank- "Yeah he's a fuckin hardass"
one who royally fucks shit up all the time.
one who swears and doesn't give you fuck who hears.
one who slays constantly.
one who drives through a carwash with their windows down.
one who causes problems just for fun.
George was a hardass because he went into a party with an empty backpack.
Elliott is a hardass, he just robbed a liquor store and only stole limes.
Crustulations on the buttocks caused by the excess recievance of jizzum during doggy-style sex. Common ailment amongst aged homosexuals.
Elton John is a hardass
I believe that one can be a geographical hardass. More specifically, simply because he or she lives in a certain location, they think their shit smells sweeter than most. A prime example is Columbus, Ohio. There are "Columbus Hardasses" by the thousands, maybe millions! Why? One can only theorize. Maybe it's their strong "identification" with Ohio A&M football that makes them think they are tough? Please, weigh in on this topic!
One who is a dumb fuck and thinks they are black.
A retarded Lebanese immigrant.
One who makes you decide between food or cigs.
Cody Bowens, stop being a douche!Fuckin ?HardASS!
When you are out having a good time with your friends at the bar, and one of you says something slightly offensive to a bartender. This part time hero comes to the rescue defending her with terms like "hey watch it bro" or "why don't you pick on someone your own size".
characteristics may include:
popped collar
cargo/camo shorts
case of natty ice
dvd of american pie
new jersey accent
silver chains
hair with product
yea we were all out trying to have a good time when Tony hit on the waitress, and some casual hardass tried to start a fight