A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cute little race of people who exist in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy. Tiny in stature (adults standing three to four feet tall); rather plump in body; with big, hairy feet; pointy ears; long, curly hair on their heads; and infectuous enthusiasm for life and won't turn down a good party or open displays of affection. Their natural habitat is the Shire, although , some have moved elsewhere.
The Elves, pretty; Humans, also nice to look at... but the Hobbits! They're so cuuuuuute! I just want hug them! ...but I'm afraid that I'd strangle them.
Staying in a room with the lights off, curtains/blinds closed as to minimise light during the day. The room must be warm. Watch films while cwtching under a duvet eating junk food.
-'Have you been hobbitting all day?'
'Hell yeah! I had no lectures today!'
A penis especially when in a flaccid state.
You got that 'one ring' dangling from your little hobbit ?? !
Kayne West fioncee is a hobbit named Kim Kardashian