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handy

1)European word for cell phone.
2)Also known as coochie war cry, the slapping of the hand furiously against the vagina to arouse the warriors.
3)hand job.
4)A short skirt with little or no undergarmentry, to allow ready access.

1)We were able to get three bars on the Handy when we took the u-bahn Unter dem Linden.
2)Vera asked me for a Handie before she went in to ask for a raise. She leaned her backend across the aisle and I was able to slap her waggle silly from the comfort of my own cubicle.
3)Before the big sales presentation, I asked Wendy for a handy, just to steady my nerves, but she would only give me a bronski and a hummer.
4)Sarah wore a handy into the office, and was ready for dictation with minimal fabric displacement.

by Pantaloon January 15, 2008

handy

adjective describing someone who is skilled at using their hands.

I like everything she cooks. She is so handy.

by André Bretas June 02, 2005

Handy

Safe alternative to oral sex. Eliminates the risk of herpes.

Weinberg: Yo did she bitch suck you off?
Weinshel: Nah son, she just gave me a handy and split.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 01, 2005

handie

to give a guy great pleasure by rubbing up and down on his penis and whispering dirty words in his ear at the same time. girls,he'll love you for it.

oh sally, i've got a boner, could you please help me out and give me a handie.

by Sally March 03, 2003

Handi

Someone who is so stupid you sometimes think they are handicapped.

"Suren, That helmet makes you look like a handi"

by Tam March 17, 2004

handi

Doing something,or acting as if you are handicapped

Ay, look at the way that fools dancin all handi and shit son

by antonio m July 31, 2007

handi

Doing something,or acting as if you are handicapped

Ay, look at the way that fools dancin all handi and shit son

by antonio m August 09, 2007