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Happy Trail

The trail that blondes use to find a mans penis

Blonde: But Jim, where is your penis?
Guy: See this hair? It is my happy trail and it leads you to it..
Blonde: Oh, OKAY!!

by TheKlepDawg007CoolGuy May 17, 2011

happy trail

A super sexy line of hair, usually on males, that runs from the navel to the 'genitals.' When I say super sexy, it's only super sexy on guys...not girls...

I told him I liked his happy trail and he asked me if I wanted to see it all...

by nicole March 12, 2004

Happy Trail

1.A trail of pubic hair that starts (usually) from the belly button.

2. A trail that leads to a happy place.

i followed his happy trail to the magical forest.

by Ahkay August 06, 2011

happy trails

The line of pubic hair leading from just over the belly button to the genitile area. Often on the male gender.

"Whoa, dude, did you see that girls happy trails?!" "Yeah dude, that's gross,"

The hot model fingered the guys happy trails to get him horny.

by Keith101010 January 28, 2006

Happy Trail

the trail starting from Navel Canyon that travels down to the thick and tangled, Pubic Forrest, the famous rooster and beaver reserve

Jenny: Hey what did you do last night?
Savannah: Lets just say i got some exercise.
Jenny: Haha. That sounds very fun. but seriously, who with?
Savannah: Hey, i traveled down the happy trail and let my beaver visit with john's cock.

by cavemasterdave November 19, 2009

happy trail

a line of hair usually starting at the belly button that leads down to the genital areas, it also helps to guide blind peoplez of the 20th century down to the genital areas.

blind dude:if it wasnt for that chicks happy trail i couldnt have finger banged her while she was knocked out.

by hala balooga March 27, 2008

happy trail

A trail to the promise land. Ending into a great forest and a difficult journey in which the pursuit of manhood starts and shows.

it's the hair from your belly button to the patch. I was just making wired for everyone reading it.

something women shouldn't have. if women have a happy trail. ewwwww

by ajmeeh6842 January 17, 2010