A fork of Rural Dictionary
A) antiquated definition: what animals do in order to survive winter
B) modern definition: to hook up with a winter fuckbuddy on Craigslist.
C) very offensive: what people suffering from seasonal mood disorder should do.
I so need to hibernate definition b) this winter.
to breathe peacefully safe in the knowledge of the beautiful unknown
Tru: "I miss the times when i could hibernate in your room without disturbance."
when having sex with a girl, your inside her pussy for so long your dick gets soft.falling asleep whilst this is happening is not uncommon
Robbert- "dude did you Hook up with that bittie?
Joey- "yea but I couldnt bust a nut so I just went into hibernation.
When you want to hint at sleeping with someone without being explicit.
"Nicole suggested that we could spend the storm... hibernating."
"Hey Waverly, I heard the rain was going to be torrential this weekend? How would you feel about hibernating at my place? ;)"
Drinking so much that you wake in another era
Bro Jesus handed me some wine and the shit put me in fucking hibernation mode
The act of homosexual men, specifically bears, staying in bed with one another for an extended period of time.
Bruce and Dave are hibernating this weekend. How romantic. We should send them some merlot for a warm wine enema and some knitting needles so they can weave their shed back hair into a sweater.