A fork of Rural Dictionary
Often a woman, someone who puts their own beauty or wellbeing over others' safety.
Called a 'High heel driver' because it's dangerous to drive with high heels, but women often feel pretty in them.
1) I saw a car crash yesterday!
2) Really?
1) Yeah, it was caused by this high heel driver, she was going to a party.
2) What a bitch.
A condition where the area under the chin, starting at the top of the neck moving towards the chin, comes down at an angle and then bends to horizontal, causing the neck/"under-chin" area to assume the shape of the sole of a high heel shoe.
Some of the most attractive women often have a high heel neck.
When a homosexual male finds out that he’s actually a straight male - attracted to women, after a lifetime of being with men.
1: Hey, I heard you slept with Kaitlyn last night...what gives?
2: I don’t know what came over me, I found her irresistible..I couldn’t help myself.
1: How was she compared to your boyfriend?
2: I..I think I really liked it... I think I might be hanging up the high heels...
1: Well, don’t forget the closet is always here, ready to welcome you back anytime.
When someone is batting poorly in a game of cricket.
''Did you see Neil bat, he was like a midget in high heels!''
Used when talking about a really bad idea or something that seems very hard to do
"Let's write an Octave function with many for loops"
"Dude! That's like hiking without high heels!"
A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
Laying on your back and doing whom ever it takes to get to the top.
Heels High in the air Harris banged her way up the ladder.