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A very large pp, over 9 inches.
Cindy doesn't know what a hobble is, probably because her boyfriend doesn't have one.
My lesbian boyfriend has a hobble
Wow bro, nice hobble!
v: To hit someone with a fish.
Jessie: She wouldn't give me my sunglasses back, so I decided to corn-hobble her.
Rick: CORN-HOBBLE'D!
Jessie: Yes. Yes she was.
Pronounced Gos-Which. It is the phrase used to describe a female who is so drunk that she eventually starts hobbling everywhere. The Gosewisch Hobble usually results in embarrassing antics, and is a hobble in which the female's weight cannot be supported by her own ankles, which ultimately leads her to resemble the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Dude, did you see Sarah last night? She got so drunk that the Gosewisch Hobble was in full force. I've never seen someone embarrass themselves as much as she did last night.
The Gosewisch Hobble that the girl had last night was so unattractive and lame that she looked like she was super hammered.
A hobble, or hobble restraint is a strap used by police to restrain a suspect's legs to hands, to limit movement during transportation.
Sudden death has occurred in persons in hobble restraint due to cardiorespiratory consequences.
The weakest link in the chain when it comes to effective COVID-19 testing and contact tracing.
Yup! We've got the test, the reagents, the patients, the demand and pretty much everything else we need... except for the cotton-tipped nasal applicators. The greatest country on earth has been Hobbled by Swabs...