A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hand On the Inner Thigh. A sign of friendship or affection shown between friends and lovers of either sex. Also exercised when watching scary movies.
Amber: Today has been a total nightmare!
Jared: (places hand on thigh) Yeah, well chin up!
Amber: Your hand is on my thigh.
Jared: Congrats! You've been HOITed.
The sound made when a person falls from a building and hits cement so hard at that his legs split apart.
Contemporary use of "hoit" has also come to mean an epic fail from falling at extreme heights.
The origin of "hoit" is unknown, however it is believed to originate from the video game Skate.
(A man falls off a scaffold stories) HOIT!
a sound one makes to imitate throwing up.
When my English teacher gave us a five page essay for homework all I could do was look at my friend and say, "HOIT!!!"