A fork of Rural Dictionary
used to describe someone with a huge penis
you are hung like a horse.
A veiled insult. A gorilla's penis is only approximately 1.25 inches long when erect.
Man: Are you sure I'm big enough for you...?
Woman: BAYBAY don't worry you be hung like a GORILLA!
Describes someone who possesses a massively oversized penis, usually accompanied by equally oversized testicles. Generally assumed to be larger than a donkey dick or horse cock/horsecock, as an actual elephant's cock can be up to five feet long.
"Tony's schlong hangs past his knees, he's hung like an elephant!"
Refers to the imagery of the male sheep counterpart to the human penis being covered by wool so it doesnt show.
My friend is hung like a sheep and he is clean shaven...
A common insult among horses to signify that one horse has a smaller than average dick.
*Neigh!* Translation: Dude, you're totally hung like a man! Haha!
To have a penis with the dimensions of a pizza; that is, approximately 16 inches in diameter and half an inch in depth
Girl 1: Mama mia! Antonio is hung like a pizza!
Girl 2: Yeah, I wanna be a topping on his pizza cock!
Some one with a seemingly impossibly small penis. So basically the penis of an elf.
Man, that peter kid is Hung like an elf!