A fork of Rural Dictionary
I like turtles is a meme look it up fuck face
I like turtles or whatever
An extremely sophisticated way to apply utter annoyment to a subject without being considered idiotic.
Mom: are you liking the school year so far, sweetie? You: I like turtles. Mom: ...
dropping 'i like turtles' at random or inappropriate moments in a conversation. This phrase was made famous by that stupid kid on the internet when asked a question which did not merit an 'i like turles' response. It can be funny if used sparingly... very sparingly.
person1: that test was nothing what i expected, i hope i passed. person2: yeah, that test was tough. person1: it's like, could she have made that test any harder? person3: I like turtles. person1: you're retarded. person2: i thought it was kind of funny. it helps that he does it sparingly! Nice 'I like turtles' bomb, person3.