A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that has changed from good to bad, likable to unlikeable, usually referring to a person. Often, there is the possibility that said person is now a jackass because he has been replaced by The Thing.
MacCready and Palmer are friends. Palmer tries to kill MacCready and all of their other friends in their cool snow-fort.
Palmer is said to be infected.
Lynch and Larry hang out a lot. Larry stops calling Lynch for no reason. Larry is said to be infected.
A penis that is carrying an STD
I heard Johnny banged that slut raw the other night. Now there’s a good chance he has an infected mushroom.
When you have a yeet infection you become the meme Lord. It only occurs in 1 in every 10 million bois. If you have a yeet infection you will constantly secrete outdated memes out of the region of infection.
James: I have a yeet infection.
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*
when a (usually bad) tune gets stuck in your head, and won't go away.
" I never go bowling anymore, for fear that I'll get a tune infection by some hideous '70's song!"