A fork of Rural Dictionary
He is the embodiment of entertainment in a very Stellar way. Will put u to sleep whispering quiet, sincere, indescribably sweet lil nothings (although his nothings are equal to aa trillion of my sweet lil nothings) he stays in one position staring fascinated at u with so much as a blink .....all the while still describing with umatched detail and emotion secret after dark secret getting more and more entrancing and alluring with every breath he breaths into your ear as u fall asleep in a fantasy world softly reavealed through the lips of and angel left here on earth long ago abandoned all but forgotten. A spirited creator of magical surroundings and emotions unknown by most and undefined by all.
The J.J. AllstaR will be visible in the nightime sky anytime just after dark and all the way till early light glowing in the contellation of capricorn unmistakable loving warmth and beams of protective and passionate starlight.
A complete wanker and a tool, director and producer of several television shows and movies, most notably Lost, Mission Impossible 3 all of which were badly done and overly complex to the point of stupidity- oh wait it was made by J.J Abrams!
Known most recently for singlehandedly and completely fucking up the entire Star Trek timeline and canon by destroying the planet Vulcan, trapping ambassador Spock in the wrong time and killing off most of the second major constituent of the Federation -the Vulcans. He also managed to make a Star Trek movie that was all pretty pictures and no thinking, or moral dilemma-which is what Star Trek is half about- THINKING!
1. Star Trek X1 directed by J.J. Abrams-meanwhile Gene Roddenbery is spinning at warp speed in his grave due to the complete mangling of Star Trek and all that it stood for.
A character on the show "Good Times." Also another name for rapper Jay-Z due to his striking resemblance to this character.
"J.J. Evans gettin' gunned up and clapped quick." -Nas, "Ether" (a Jay-Z diss track)
By getting with Beyonce, J.J. Evans gave new hope to all the jacked up looking dudes out there hoping to someday score hot-ass tail.
(n.) Jonathan Clay Redick, otherwise known as "Just Jumpers" Redick. As a star player of Duke basketball, he is arguably the most hated player in the modern world of NCAA hoops. Just recently, he shot 3-18 in the 2006 tournament, therefore not only completing his legacy as a choke artist, but also validating the opinion that he is one of the most overrated college basketball players to date.
Joe: Did you see LSU bend over Duke from behind last night? The score was 62-54.
Bob: No, but I did hear the entire town of Durham, NC crying.
Joe: Oh no, that was just J.J. Redick being a pussy.
JJ is an overated basketball player who does nothing but shoot jump shots. He plays at Duke, a university known for athletes who party, rape women, get in fights, do drugs, and ultimately fail in professional sports. JJ is a very cocky guy- a friend of mine in the communications department at G. Washington U said he tried to get an interview, and JJ said to fuck off. Reddick can usually be found shooting 3-point shots off of screens (he can NEVER be found playing defense). In his spare time, he likes to drive drunk, piss on women (it's his fetish), bitch and moan, and have Dick Vitale and Jay Bilas suck his cock.
While JJ was at Duke, he a had a squeaky clean image (ala Kobe), and he was proceived by the media as a model student athlete. However, following his leaving Duke, the real facts about his life have been revealed. First of all, many Duke students have reported that his was a cocky, mean, party animal- you know, your typical rich white boy who's a good athlete. Then, JJ was convicted on a drunk driving charge, as he tried to turn around to avoid a seatbelt checkpoint. Finally, Duke sluts have reported that JJ seems to have an odd fetish- pissing. Yes, girls at Duke say that, in exchange for going home with JJ, he gets to piss on you.
JJ's draft stock is dropping fast! His drunk driving arrest, lack of basketball skills, and newly discovered back injury, will drop him to the latter part of the 1st round.
J.J. Redick can often be found choking, as he can't hit any shots in the clutch. Meanwhile, Dick Vitale and Jay Bilas can also often be found chocking, on JJ's sperm.
An overrated basektball player from Duke who shot 4-14 in their loss to Michigan State in the 2005 NCAA tourney. Last year, in Duke's tourney loss to U Conn (where he choked on the last shot), he shot 4-12. The year before, in Duke's tournament loss to Kansas, he shot 2-16. So in easily the three biggest games of J.J. Redick's career, he's shot 10-42 from the field. 23.8%
Clearly, he's one of the best shooters in basketball history.
A: You know who sucks at basketball?
B: J.J. Redick, and not only does he suck, he likes to pick his nose.