A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that is better than awesome
Dude! That triple backflip off of the Empire State Building was so allstar!
Allstar can be referred to as an individual who tries too hard to be cool. They tend to have douchebag tendencies, exercise self-importance, be members of elite cliques, and sport Macklemore haircuts- and perm them for extra points. These Allstars ⭐️ tend to start conversations by asking “How many Instagram followers do you have?”, before rejecting you for not having enough— you must have a high engagement ratio. They live the “Insta Life“, posting fake ass candid photos with captions like “I’m just squinting my eyes bc I’m bad at taking pics”, even though they clearly paid to have a professional photo shoot. If they don’t have their phone with them at all times, they exhibit signs similar to Alcohol Withdrawal Syndrome. Their lives on Insta are rosy, but left alone with out their phone, they have no real social skills when speaking face to face with them.
I went to a trip to Provo, Utah, home of BYU, and I’ve never encountered such a concentration of Allstar douchebags in my life. I lost count of how many times males in their early to late 20’s took duckface selfies sporting their voluminous Macklemore haircuts with their fellow gents. They all spoke Insta captions and never had a real conversation. When attempting a conversation with them, it was followed by silence for not acknowledging their self-importance. It was like mean girls in real life, but in college.
lena's favorite cousin david is an allstar cause he rocks.
You missed cousin allstar at the gym today. He was rockin on the stairmaster.
So apparently kids born during 1997-1999 don’t belong to any existing generation which means we don’t have a name, so I’m proposing that we be called the Allstar Generation. Because I’ve never met one of us that doesn’t know every single word to that song.
“Oh I’m apart of the Allstar Generation”
“Allstar Gens are literally the coolest people I’ve ever met”
Allstar cheerleaders are cheerleaders who cheer for a competitive allstar cheerleading team. They only compete, they do not stand on the sidelines to cheer on a sport, and they are not affiliated with school cheerleading.
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Indiana Cheer Elite Allstars are an awesome allstar cheerleading team.
The Allstar Ache is the infectious disease that comes with listening to too much music by the band Allstar Weekend. Symptoms may include band obsessions, uncontrollable checking of the A-DUB Facebook, Twitter and MySpace pages, and/or swooning over Michael, Zach, Nathan or Cameron. The Allstar Ache is currently incurable.
person 1: Have you heard of Allstar Weekend?
person 2: Yes! I totally have The Allstar Ache!