A fork of Rural Dictionary
Interjection indicative of trouble, something wrong
"Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle! Slow down, but don't stop." Mr. Wednesday in Neil Gaiman's American Gods, Part 2, Chapter 12.
Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.
Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!
Expression of surprise or sometimes anger.
Holy crap! Jesus Fucking Christ on a Ritz Cracker!
Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock.
"Jesus titty fucking Christ!! That chick has a dick!"
1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated 2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.
wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes." husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"
What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.
Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget! Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!
Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'
(Michael Moore enters) "Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!" (Ham flies everywhere)